"I'd like to see Fresh Fruit, but I can't leave my house.”
Aung San Suu Kyi
Fresh Fruit has been around for a long time, as you can see from the photos below. Even airbrushing can't help the ravages of the dreadful stage lighting these girls perform under. Also, Matt Russell really is like 160 years old and Michael Gaucher is only 60 but his liver is celebrating it's 85th. Pete Gaioni looks good but that one has clearly had A LOT of work done. And that poor stupid bastard Rodney Van Derwarker wasn't much to look at in his heyday, so you know that situation ain't getting any better with time.
Aging issues aside, for it's entire 10-year history, Fresh Fruit has been an entirely volunteer-run
organization. And we're always looking for new voluteers! If you want to get involved with a fun group that can
always use an extra hand, email
us about volunteering! Don't worry if you have no skills or talents; it certainly never stopped the Fruits.